As promised the saga continues with I'Monique getting the honour of putting a title to part two, and of course half the proceeds when some famous publisher wishes to make a soap opera out of it. *LOL* We begin this part two with some clarity. Fuzzy 1 is not having an affair with PureCountryGirl, they do not even know each other. The reference was to the pure country life. No hidden meaning there. UK Lady feels she just did not get a big enough roll so we must add, she loves accents, so all of my readers please make a wave file and send it to her, after all , she is an American WANNABEE. Canu can easily fit in the hot tub , she is by no means large. Thus we come to Hot Tamala who also loved the saga, feeling she just did not have an important enough roll in this story, threatening not to send me any more Mexican food if I did not tell everyone what a lovely, sweet, kind, beautiful person she was. So now you all know "The Rest of the Story" in part one of the Saga.

Having given up two homes, in addition to one house fire, Va Gentleman had me promise him the next home I would sign away to him, as he did not want a house that was Twisted and Garbage. He did admit however there was not a thing wrong with his that a good broom could not cure. The gentleman from Virginia did suggest that no rooms could be Shocking Pink and he would appreciate room enough for a Free Range Chicken. Having seen The Crow, an obvious sign of good luck the gentleman knew this home would never result in Ash.es to Ash.es. Owning a home is a great responsibility and having good friends to look over the spirit of the house is a wonderful thing, Not enough is known of the elements that surround us but it cannot hurt to have LightningWolf and Moon Doggy as spirit keepers. The bad people are kept away by Missouri Outlaw in his Snakeskin Boots.

Chatting with friends in the house always proves to be a challenge for instance, one day líl boy said he was Too Hung To Marry was just going to be Mr. Natural and become a Meandering Male while Irresistible Bitch with her Emerald Eyes WIDE OPEN stared at Jeff With the Nice Butt. Julie, thinking she was a trublonde , not to be confused with blondie, and Plum Perfection was asked to LingerLonger by Mr. Flirt who everyone knew was just a LIL PLAYER.

IRON MAN who looked like something TBuilt slyly asked Trish if she had ever been to Paris or had a good Boink? Dog Trainer Girl grabbed a tiggeer and began to beat Wilber the Wildcat who screamed he was JUST A GUY when Mad Kelt jumped in to save him with DaHammer.

Susie K asked Susie Q where she got the ~Q~ , well she said she got it from Shy_Guy so when Susie K asked him he said ME? Well not me, I was not the buyer, the buyer was Molly and the moral of this story is that Susie K still does not know where Susie Q got her ~Q~but she is darned sure it is a SYN.

Now for the nursery rhyme about the piggys...

Cadon little piggy went to market, ddan little piggy went home, Hugh Chardon little piggy ate roast beef, Caesar little piggy had none, and this little piggy went wewede all the way home!

pammmy reminded me I had not included Lady Elizabeth to my list of ladies so to make up for it steffie jagger mixed drinks for other friends such as gina,tomis, Josieb, Sea Sprite, Jagster, Dagny, shanny, Eddie77, and vyshallee. However, for every drink poured steffie jagger drank one so by the end of this saga she could care less whom she forgot. Alanah dumped her in bed, tucked her in and said, the rest will have to simply wait for part three.

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