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Why Phairies Suck

 

One day while walking down a long wooded path
I felt a hard tug on my hair
I turned to look and face a demon
But it was the prettiest little winged phair

Thinking I've found a friend to talk with
I quickly became well aware


That all of those nice little stories you hear
About Phairies, Sprites, and the "lore"
Lies!, untruths!, meant to deceive you!


for Phairies, my friend, are much more.....

In The Event You're Ever Attacked

If you should come across a cute little phae...
My advice is to go get a book
the thicker the better, the better to press
take aim! be quick! for they're smart little shits!
And *Splat! thwap!*...it's as simple as that!


Ever The Skeptic

Oh, So You think I'm a tad off my rocker?
Maybe been in the sun a while too long?
Just wait till it's YOUR day, And YOU who they prey
And then know I wasn't all that wrong.

The poetry on this page was written by me, Cheryl, aka Punkin....

With divine inspiration from Lady Cottington, *curtsey* a great sense of disturbed humor and of course, a few beers

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